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Volunteer to help Joe succeed

We are looking for young, open minded, big hearted volunteers to help Joe campaign. Below are some areas where we need help. Sign up and a econoline van will pick you up and bring you to where you need to be.


 Distribute misinformation to those who can read

Volunteer as a polling station goon to ensure a "fair" vote

Convince family and friends to vote for Joe, or vote on their behalf!

Vandalize opponent's yard signs

Make funny meme's downplaying Joe's opponents

Monitor Youtube, Yahoo, and other news forums to disparage other view points

Write letters to the editor

Help Joe count the votes!

Use my name in ads

Work at campaign headquarters

Create messianic works of art of Joe!

Other (please specify in comments box)

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