About Me
Age: 33
My Resume includes: Associates Degree in Creative Writing from Columbus Technical College Over 2,000 hours of community service in
Columbus(Only 1,500 were from being sentenced by the State of Georgia.)
Unofficial Endorsements:
- The American Socialist Party
- Occupy Atlanta
- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
- American Civil Liberties Union
- Workers Liberation Party: People who've-never-worked-a-day-in-their-life chapter
- Deceased Voters of America
Hobbies Include:
- Trash Talking 12 year olds on Halo
- Spending time my family
- Spending more time with my other family
- Digging through Sarah Palin's trash
- Loosing SimCity (LOL)
Reasons you should vote for Joe:
- A vote for Joe, is a vote for change. Change in the way the city council works, a change in how you work. You won't have to worry about puting gas in your car or paying your mortgage. If you help Joe, he's gonna help you!
- Your only other choice is a rascist*
- A vote for Joe is a vote for wise council. One who sees beyond the written law to the heart of right and wrong and makes wise judgements respecting what he sees as fair A vote for Joe is a vote for a strong voice and a strong central leader with the ability to do right by the people, for the people
*Rascist: using the new terminology from the new speak dictionary to mean anyone who disagrees with Progressive talking points or criticizes Progressives